I feel so ugly today ugh


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean


do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"you are the dumbest slut I know"
"but you have had sex with me"

(Source: jamesfrancos)

  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.


Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

(Source: iraffiruse)


This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

(Source: marceline-the-vampire-queer)


Iggy Azalea and tartar sauce